My bed seriously looks like something you’d fuck on while listening to Steel Panther.
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
Zeus: toO LaTE
Reblog if you want your followers to ANONYMOUSLY ask you anything they’re curious about.
I should be studying for finals but instead, i’m doing this. Make it worth my while, fuck I will answer anything you ask.
No but really I should be studying for finals
What a fine day! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
|—||Anton Chekhov (via tea-storm)|